For the Tentacular Holiday Sing-a-long
(To the tune “Let it Snow”)
Oh, the tentacles look so frightful
But inside me, they’re delightful
And they treat me jus’ like a ho
Let me Go! Let me Go! Let me Go!
It doesn’t show signs of stopping
And my cherry, it is popping
Their touch has gone way down low
Let me Go! Let me Go! Let me Go!
When it finally makes me come
My eyes, they light up like a storm
How it’s pounding me like a drum…
And again, I am starting to warm
My fire is hardly dying
And, my lust, it’s still supplying
It’s never ever gonna slow
Let me Go! Let me Go! Let me Go!